Anyway, those famous people live lives that most non-famous people don't live. Although, most famous people still have to live normal lives for parts of their life. Either when their just not on set, or it's before and/or after they're famous, they still have to live the life that lots of un-famous people live.
Let's take the movie Twilight for example. There's Robert Pattinson, with his hair, and not to mention his muscles! He probably has a credit/card, I mean ALL movie stars have one so they can order five-dozen pies to not eat and say "Charge it to my card." They do love saying they have a "card."
When Rob came to the bank, he would say, "I'd like to apply for a Visa." The lady at the desk would hand him a paper and say "Fill out this form with your First Name, Last Name, Middle Name, Maiden Name, and if you are in any way associated with vampires!" Robert writes, "First Name: Edward, Last Name: Cullen, Middle Name: Anthony, Maiden Name (as the only space left for a name:) Masen, Associated with Vampires in Any Way: No."
Celebrities need insurance in case their set blows up. They go to the insurance company, and try to get someone's attention. (The boring people at the front desk of the insurance company don't ever look up since their so boring.) To get their attention, you have to say, "I'm looking to buy some insurance!" They say, "NAME!?" The celebrity says, "Why don't you look up and see?" They say, "NAME!?!?!?" "Buzz Lightyear," the celebrity announces, "STAR COMMAND!" Everyone in the room looks up and gasps, but not in a good kind of surprising way. Some kid yells, "You're old!" Buzz feels ashamed, and to make it worse, the lady at the desk says, "You're too old for Wrinkle Prevention Insurance."
There's Steve Carell, who occasionally has to eat, so he's either going to have to make it himself, have someone make it for him, or go to a restaurant (preferably a fancy restaurant, and I guess that falls under the category of "have someone make it for him." If he goes to a restaurant, he would get bugged by a ton of people for autographs and all, but he probably gets free meals each time he goes to a restaurant. I bet Steve can solve a Rubix Cube in under 30 seconds, especially if it's just one turn away from being solved.
There's Justin Bieber who can't take a step outside without getting crowded with little twelve-year-old girls. But as soon as he walks into a room with a ton of actual guys, he's not famous anymore. He would probably get insurance or a Visa just by walking within the state where the company is, as long as the people at the desk are women. If their men, then Justin can walk right in front of them and not be noticed.
Britney Spears used to seem amazing to everyone, and she didn't have to work at all to get anything and everything. But now, she's nothing. No one cares much about her. Her career is dead. So this proves that most famous people have to live normal lives at least once and a while.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are famous, although they don't live a life that we would call normal. It's normal for them, but to us, it's like living every dream you've ever dreamed of. But still, it's normal for them, so I prove my point.
You see, "normal" is a word that could mean anything. "Anything is possible," for instance, translates to, "Normal is possible," which is true. As long as it happened yesterday and last month, it's basically normal. Normal is cool. So is not normal. So lots of things are cool. But bad stuff is not cool. But normal is cool. And lots of things are cool. But normal is cool.
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