When you leave to go to the movie theater, make sure you are hungry. This is an important part of seeing a movie because if you don't, you will not be hungry for snacks! You need to buy snacks, or else you'll hurt the theater-owner's feel-goods!
After you buy snacks, you'll need to choose a movie. Make sure you choose a good movie! It should be one that just barely came out, and everyone has been wanting to see, or one that is new to you that everybody has already seen. If you've seen all of those movies, see one that you've seen before but looks interesting, but make sure it's not something lame. Especially if it's totally lame.
You'll buy the ticket(s)(l)(y)(r) for the movie, then some guy will rip them. He'll tell you where to go, and you'll hope he's not pointing you in the direction of the secret dungeon. When you get to where the suspiciously-young-looking-teenager told you to go, you'll walk in and find a seat.
After you sit in one of the seats in the theater, you'll sit there for a minute wondering if it's going to trap you. When you realize it's not going to do anything but cushion your end-that-you-sit-on, you'll relax, watch some ads, and eat all of your snacks.
Just after you finish off all your popcorn, the movie will start. (The theater plays a horrible illusion that starts the movie after you finish your refreshments.) You'll watch half the movie, too captivated to get up and buy more snacks. Soon, you'll get hungry enough that you leave during a boring part of the movie to buy some more snacks.
You get to the snack bar and try to decide what you want. You got lots of stuff before the movie, but you didn't get everything, so you are left with lots of choices. You decide to buy a couple boxes of candy, a jumbo soda, and an extra-jumbo popcorn. When you turn around to take it back to the movie, you wonder how to carry it all.
You finally balance the food in your arms and on your head, and you run back to the movie. You spill a little popcorn on the way, but that's okay. You walk up and down the aisles desperately trying to remember where your seat was (you want to get back to the movie and eat your snacks at the same time.) You decide to sit in some other seat, and not care if someone else just left to get snacks for themselves (so if they come back, you are ready with an excuse.)
You watch the rest of the movie, and still have half your popcorn left at the end. You try to stay long enough to eat the rest of your popcorn. You dance the macarena to the music at the credits while eating your popcorn until someone turns off the movie, and someone else (or possibly the same person that got stuck with the job) sweeps up all the popcorn. Right before the first person starts another movie, another person (again, possible the same person) kicks you out of the theater.
You drive home with lots of extra popcorn and more knowledge than you had before.
Randum Advice: Sometimes you should try to chop cheese curds with a hedge trimmer! It's quite entertaining! But ask your parents permission first, even if you a parent yourself. This is for my amusement, so you are becoming enthusiastic about it! Yeah!
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