Cement

Cement on it's own is quite boring. A lump. A gray lump. A gray lump of cement. Bored yet? But it can be fun! Just imagine yourself in a gray suit and tie, and the world around you is all business and gray and boring. Then all of the sudden, you're colorful. Then there's fireworks, and the color spreads into everything else. Soon the whole world is colorful and tie-dyed! The sidewalk can be painted, or dyed itself and you're walking next to mickey mouse! Oh yeah, score!

Cement can be used for exciting things also! It can be used as sidewalks, which exciting people walk on, or used as foundations of an exciting building, which exciting people will probably walk in. It can be used to create concrete, which is almost the same boring thing, except concrete is muscular.

Sometimes it's fun to play with Cement, because you can put your hand in it while it's drying, and leave a hand-print! You could sign your name, or put your face in it! (By the way, putting your face in it is a very bad idea.) If it's a new sidewalk, you can sign your initials in it while the construction workers aren't looking so all of the sudden you bought that road (since you're rich! That was easy, and probably illegal, wasn't it!)

Sure, cement can't create a rainbow all on it's own, but it be waiting at the end of the rainbow! It could be the pot that holds all of the gold! But still, cement is only helping make these amazing things. Usually, it's not something really cool on it's own, but if it is, somebody or something had to do that to it. So, still, cement is total nothingness. But if it was total nothingness it would turn into a black hole and suck the earth into it. That would be fun.

If somebody really did make the cement amazing, it would probably be a scientist. They would mix cement with DNA and do whatever so it grows into a living thing! Then you have a walking cement block. If you run a business that lays cement sidewalk, you could use The Living Cement as an advertisement! (Make sure you hire him while he's a kid, then you can get away with paying him minimum wage to advertise!) Then afterward you get some extra sales, and lay the cement, you can go celebrate with some Cafe Rio!