The Sky

The sky is important! Without it, we would just have the ground! The ground is also important, but not as important as the mist that surrounds it. In the sky, there are many stars, comets, planets, and even aliens! To aliens, we are in their sky, so the sky really is important.

In the sky, there is the sun. The sun powers almost everything that we use. The sun makes sure that fruits can grow, pigs can snort, and people can write words with the letter S. The letter S is also important because it makes sure we can talk about the sun. If we couldn't talk about the sun, the sun wouldn't want to work for us anymore because it wouldn't feel appreciated.

After the sun stops working as well, the sky would fire it, and we would be left with the lazy moon. The moon doesn't even give off it's own light! The moon the changes shape every few days to "interest the people," but it doesn't work. The moon only has about eight shapes anyway, and none are much different than the shape that appeared before it. Every once and a while, the moon will change colors, or try to take the sun's credit by floating in front of the sun. It works. The moon is officially lazy when he's so lazy that he's lazy enough to lazily take credit from the sun and it works.

In the sky, we can also fly hot air balloons! Hot air balloons are what we drive around in when we want to catch everyone's eye with a fishing pole, and then release them and erase everyone's mind. This gives you fun, and no one else cares, so you can do it all you want!

The sky holds the future! Most people travel by car, which is on the ground. Then they invented the plane, and people travel long distances in the air now. Soon, people will travel small distances in the air all the time! Then, animals will too (not to mention flying squirrels, who already jump from tree to another, but farther, tree!)

The sky is where the clouds are! The clouds are big fluffy stretches of evaporated and condensed water with a little dust. Then, when someone does a fancy dance, then screams some fancy magic words, the clouds turn into little drops of water that fall from the sky and nail people in the nose. This adds extra significance to the sky!

The sky also helps with the nursery rhymes! Without the sky, the cow couldn't jump over the moon! The cow was fat, so he could only jump over the moon, and not the sun. He could barely even get over the moon. Really, he rode an invisible elevator to the top of the moon, then jumped off the moon into a pile of "cow manure" that was really Jell-O. He did set a good example for the little three-year-olds who want to be astronauts, because they only saw an amazing cow.

The sky is also where we find rainbows. After someone finds a rainbow, the US Government reads your thoughts and finds the rainbow. After that, they travel faster than light to the end of the rainbow and they gather all the gold. They turn it into gold coins and big gold bricks! Gold is so rare because the sky knows not to give us so much, or else we'll all be rich and that wouldn't work very well. The sky can only give us so many rainbows anyway.

The sky really is awesome. It's full of awe, (but it's not awful,) and it's also full of bugs! Just ignore the bugs. Make a wish! Discover aliens! Fly a kite! Have fun, but don't hurt yourself in the sky!