Strawberries

Strawberries are the ultimate snack! They're tangy but sweet, not to mention the slight sour! In every strawberry is that amazing combination of flavors, all in one flavor! When you take a bite, you are transported into a magical land called "Inside the Strawberry!"

When you first enter "Inside the Strawberry," you will walk through a gate of crimson with small seed security guards. Then you run over a bridge of cold, red, amazing dessert! You won't only run over this bridge, you will dance, sing, and leap for joy!

When you get to the other side of the bridge, you will swim in the lake of tart juice! You will swim for what will seems like your whole lifetime, and you will eventually start drinking the juice, until there's none left. Then you will have no other option than to jump into an used-to-be-underwater-juice cavern that you happen to see a few thousand yards from you. You will meet a pelican who scoops you up in his mouth an tells you he won't eat you. If you talk, you know that when you talk, your mouth opens and closes, so when the pelican talks to you, he's going to start chewing off the ends of your fingernails. The pelican will scare you half to death, and you will battle it's tongue. The tongue will ask how you fit inside the pelican's mouth, and you will realize that you felt smaller inside the pelican's mouth, but this is only because the pelican will have such a big mouth. You will suddenly fall out of the pelican's mouth.

You will fall into a cavern with laughing gas that doesn't make you laugh or get tired, but it will make sure you're happy. It's a magical, sweet gas that will make you happier than anyone has ever been when they aren't eating a strawberry. You will climb onto a cloud of cotton candy, and you will fly around to your heart's content! You will feel lighter than a tenth of a small feather could be. It will seem like you have blended into your surroundings, and that you are everywhere.

You will decide to experience the rest of the strawberry. You will drift down the delicate hall of amazement. You will approach an extremely large pole, reaching into the leaves of the priceless structure. You will dance around the pole, and jump around the vertical rod. You will advance toward the glowing brilliance. When you touch the pole, you will see a flash, and you will be back in the place where you took the first bite of the strawberry; and now you only have the lush, green leaves of the bewildering fruit!

When you take this journey, even though it doesn't seem possible, you could make the experience better. Eat the strawberries with cream, and you are guaranteed to love the fruit better than before!