Unluckily, money is an obstacle, and most of us can't buy everything we want. Those rich people out there can have everything they want, and they're so rich, they can even buy a country to put it all in!
Even though we all want our oversized HDTV's, latest iPods, season tickets to see that football team, a secret snack closet, and bodyguards, we can't have everything. Some people get so desperate, they try to stretch their dollar! I would suggest you do NOT try this at home, because you might rip it!
George Washington is shy. That's why you don't always have a few of him in your pocket! Although, he still isn't quite as shy as Abraham Lincoln ($5), Benjamin Franklin ($100), or even Woodrow Wilson ($100,000)!
But that's enough about old people on paper.
Suggestion: Eat a large piece of cheese underwater in a swimming pool and take a picture of yourself, and you will probably get escorted out of the pool, but you will be famous!
(Send your pics, photoshopped or real, to randumjonny@gmail.com and you could get them posted here on Randum Jonny!)
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