Have you ever noticed that the food in outer space is boring, and mostly just freeze-dried grossness? I feel bad for those astronauts that never knew that was coming! NASA trains the future astronauts to survive through all the other stuff, but no one ever mentions anything about the food! Once the astronauts get hungry, they find out that they forgot to bring their trusty aluminum spork!
Scientists here at Randum Jonny are working to solve this crisis! We have recently brought pancakes to mars, and they did pretty well! Now we just sit back and watch freeze-dried rainbows spill out of the eyes of current astronauts!
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