Percy Jackson

One day, Percy Jackson was walking through the forest, beating up monsters with his goat and his girlfriend. A tree in the forest fell down and squashed some of the monsters, while Percy accidentally defeated the others by showing off his sword. This sword just happened to only work on monsters. The goat and the girlfriend ran like crazy yelling "Yeah, we're brave, yo! Wazzup?"

After that, Percy took an elevator to the top of the Eiffel Tower, and met a fat lady and her dog. That dog chased Percy to the edge of the tower, and Percy chose to jump instead of getting eaten. He thought the water would kill him, but of course, being a Son of Poseidon, he fell into the water and found out he could breathe, so he swam and wondered what happened to everyone else. Really, he didn't care what happened to everyone else because he was relaxing in his personal pool.

When a messenger commanded Percy to get out, he found his friends within fifteen seconds and they ran off to buy some french fries from a monster. That monster was a lonely, old hag with a rag on her face who had a stuffed pet poodle and a ton of lawn gnomes people. Those lawn people were at a dance party hosted by Medusa. They were dancing SO much, and they started to get tired. Medusa got thirsty and took a drink from her fountain. Unfortunately, this fountain was one of those fancy ones on poles where you put a cup underneath and you drink something awesome, but this fountain only had water since Medusa forgot to go grocery shopping. They had also ran out of cups, so in attempt to drink some water directly into her mouth, she was looking all over the place. This turned everyone to stone. Most people just thought they fell asleep, and Medusa felt somewhat sorry. She didn't know what to do with all these, and she didn't was to crush everyone with a large mallet, so she put everyone in her front yard and opened a lawn gnome shop!

After that, Medusa's only friend was her toy poodle. Then, Percy couldn't find his goat, and he thought Medusa turned him into that poodle. Percy took the poodle and ran off. The goat was really flying in the air on a magically joyride with his winged boots. Now, the goat is lost and Percy and his girlfriend are hiding from monsters in the Underworld.