Ice Cream

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Ice cream is delicious, and most humans just can't live without ice cream! Ice cream is frozen cream that's so creamy and delicious! Ice cream is made with a secret ingredient, "happiness," so you can't be disappointed with ice cream! Well, unless you eat too much ice cream and you have too much happiness, because you wouldEXPLODE with happiness! Luckily, it is not possible for someone to have too much ice cream.

Even though it's not possible to dislike ice cream, it is possible to EXPLODE with happiness. Actually, this is very common! A person will usually eat an impossible amount of ice cream, and they need a way to get rid of it. This process is called "RUNNING AROUND JUMPING AND SCREAMING YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!!" When you're hyper, you can turn ice cream into energy; but then you need somewhere to put the energy. Luckily when you are hyper, you also burn off a lot of energy. This is why any normal person will act like a headless chicken when gulping down mouth-loads of ice cream!

All o' them Irish folk try to convince ya that there's gold at the end of a rainbow, but that's only to discourage you from finding the real treasure! At the end of a rainbow, there's a pot o' ice cream! Since it's not possible to get to the end of a rainbow, the only way for grocery stores to get ice cream is to buy it from the magical leprechauns at the "Rainbow Trading Post and Diner."

Ice cream can come in many flavors! You can get the classic vanilla, charming chocolate, marvelous mint (and chocolate chips), uncanny cookie dough, Oreos: the crushed mixture of crunchy chocolate cookies and creamy frosting, and all of the other flavors. If you get ice cream that's flavored as oranges, limes, lemons, etc. you are NOT eating ice cream! Stop right where you are, because that isn't ice cream! It's called sherbet! Sherbet is definitely still good, but it's not as good as ICE CREAM!!!! Sherbet isn't even creamy, it's just the ice!!!

You can put ice cream in a bowl, or a simple cone. Cone's are sooooo good, but sometimes the ice cream get soak through the cone, but that doesn't happen very often because the ice cream is usually gone before it gets through the cone. Unless you get a Kong Kone from Macey's; those things are huge! It would take someone a whole afternoon to eat one of those things! Now, you will set your eyes upon a small, simple, amazing, delicious cone of happiness!!!