The History of your Glass Cups and Bowls

Dinosaurs used to rule the earth before human times. They did everything we do: watch TV, shop, eat, dance, run businesses, drive tractors, etc. They used their tractors to farm for mac & cheese sauce. They recorded a rare yellow dinosaur spraying cheese out of a hose, and sliding down a cheese slide, and yelling "cheese me!" The dinosaurs had just invented time machines, and they knew that Kraft would be needing the cheese commercials in the future. They had planned to send the prehistoric DVD to the future in the latest time-machine: the Jurassic Traveler 200,000,000 B.C.

Dinosaurs started to use their tractors, vehicles, and machines for new uses besides farming for cheese. They started mining. They found rubies, diamonds, gold, and other precious items. Then, the dinosaurs discovered glass! They didn't know about glass back then, and it was the most rare substance they'd ever seen!

They used the glass to make windows that kept bugs out, and to make cups to drink out of. They chose to share their discovery with the creatures of the future, so they put it in the Jurassic Traveler 200,000,000 B.C. Humans found it, and they only wanted the glass (the cheese was a gross color), so the cheese was discovered later.

Soon humans learned how to create glass, and they made glass cups and bowls of their own! Now, we have many glass cups around the world! Thanks to the dinosaurs, we don't die of hunger! They gave us all their glass cups, but that wasn't smart. They dehydrated, and THAT'S why dinosaurs got wiped off the face of the planet!

Kraft Mac & Cheese made dinosaurs go extinct! But scientists still have other theories, so Kraft still sells the cheesy noodles.