The GAME!

I'm going to teach you how to play THE GAME!!! Ooooooooh!! It's interesting! But if you know about the game... YOU MUST PLAY IT!!! I'ts the bomb! Since you are still reading... you are officially playing.

When you know about the Game, you play the Game. This is a long-term game that will crack you up, somewhat like an egg! First, you tell these rules to your friends. Then, you go do anything to try to forget about the Game. This is just like if you had an egg war by throwing eggs at people, and you try to forget about it so you can say a good lie, or "fib" if you don't lie, when your parents find out.

If you remember the Game, you will yell (at the top of your lungs,) "I LOST THE GAME!!!" Then everyone else remembers the Game (since you roared your ferocious roar about the Game,) so now everyone lost the game, everyone laughs, and you play another round! This is like when you "fibbed" to your parents, (which I advise you should never do,) and so you go have another "egg war." Now you can have unlimited fun, and when you want to have fun, you'll remember the Game, and so you laugh, and then you come back to Randum Jonny to check for another post!

Disclaimer: that egg might not do what those ads on TV say they will. They're eggs, think about it. They probably won't fly in a pink cape and smash on the ground putting out a fire to save the world and making a great breakfast for the birds!

When you throw an egg on the ground, you'll just crack the egg and there will be a smelly mixture outside (which won't help you when you're trying to convince your parents that you didn't have the war.) If you're looking for breakfast, do NOT ask your parents to make it for you, (this also won't help you,) you should make it yourself because then you get whatever you want!