Hats

Hats have many purposes! You can wear hats, or even just look at them, but most of the time you would wear the hat. Some people collect hats, and they have shelves, cabinets, walls, and houses full of unique (or completely the same) hats!

Hast come in many shapes and sizes! There's the classic ball cap, a rain hat, a hood that is usually attached to a shirt, a propeller hat, a beanie, helmets, bowler hats, bowler hats from the future, miniature bowler hats from the future that are used as tools by evil dudes, fedoras, wigs, crowns, bandannas, sticky hands, baskets, buckets, bananas, and so many more!

Some hats are meant to make you look cool, like a bandanna and a ball cap. You bring the cap to a ball game and everyone's like "Whoa, I like that team, too!" Suddenly you have a new friend! A bandanna could make you look like a pretty girl, or a motorcycle dude that owns a Harley!

If you wear a bucket on your head, you'll probably look like an idiot. If you wear a sticky hand on your head, you'll look like your playing a game with a seven-year-old. If you wear a bowler hat, you might look like the Bowler Hat Guy from the future, and you might be evil.

There's also the mystical and magical propeller hat! This used to be rare, until someone decided to make money off of them, and now you can get them wherever you want. You just put them on and spin the propeller and you can pretend you're flying! It's AWESOME! It's definitely one of the best things to do in the world.

Randum Suggestion: A five-star musician can make a piano vibrate with a musical earthquake!