Restaurants

When you get hungry, what do you do? You perform cartwheels, duh. Or you eat. When you're hungry, you probably won't be willing to make something yourself, so you'll go to a restaurant! A fast-food restaurant doesn't sound satisfying, so you go to a big fancy restaurant.

When you arrive, you will be asked to make the tough decision of sitting in a Booth or Table. Then you will be guided to your seat. You will be given a menu of which you can read and become hungry. A waiter or waitress will ask you what you would like to eat and drink. The waiter will run off with her notebook containing the secret name of the food you will eat. She's going to have the chef create the creation that you will eat. You love a nice creation every now and then, and you love to eat.

The waiter will bring you an appetizer. This will be customly built to fill tour stomach before you eat. Traditionally, the appetizer could be anything, but it's usually the same as what you had last time, what you will have next time, and what the dude next to you got. Your waitress will offer you lots of this appetizer so they can fill your stomach without having to make you an extra dish.

Finally your food will come. The first bite will hit your tongue and dance with your taste buds. The food will get split up by the acids in your mouth and will be replaced with sets of partners lining the large, vast walls of your mouth. When you get thirsty, you will take a sip of the drink that you ordered. The liquid will splash around the plastic tube into your mouth. The music will start and there's a dance party in your mouth. Then you swallow the food and the party is over. After that, you get to do it again! Soon your stomach will not allow any more food. If you keep trying to eat more food, it will be rejected and you'll make a big mess all over the restaurant.

When your waiter sees that you've finished, they will come over to you and ask if you want dessert. They will hand you a dessert menu, and you will look in it. You won't possibly be able to say no! You will order the biggest dessert, thinking it looks so good! Then they will make you wait for a while so they can make your dessert. When they finally bring it to you, you will eat the whole thing faster than you thought was possible, even though you couldn't even finish your main dish.

Your waiter will bring you your bill and a box for you to bring home your extra food. Since you got so full that you have extra food, you think that it's a really good restaurant because they give you lots of food. You will pour your extra food into the box, and pay the bill for the food. You will also leave extra money for your waiter so they can go buy something nice, but not too nice, because it's only a tip.

You will leave the restaurant happy, satisfied, and with a box full of food for tomorrow's lunch.

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