Peanuts

Peanuts are yet another amazing food! Well, not as much food as snack. This little nut will fit into a small shell, and often, there are two of these pea shaped-and-sized nuts in a shell!

When you break open the shell, and the smell of peanuts fills the room. Everyone that's in the room will start dancing and... BOOM!!! The two peanuts burst into millions of pieces... or chocolate, or peanuts, or REESE'S Pieces!!! You hear your favorite music playing, and you see it's your favorite band playing right there in front of you! (Peanuts have magical powers!) But if you only have one peanut in the shell, then you're out of luck. Nice one.

Sometimes, when you just happen to stick a pen's cap backwards into a peanut you'll just happen to smash it into either what happens to be two pieces or what happens to be hundreds of pieces. After you find hundreds of peanuts that have all been split into hundreds of pieces, you'll have lots of peanut powder. When you try to figure out what you're going to use all this peanut dust, just remember, you LOVE soda that doesn't taste like it should. I would suggest to mix cream soda and the powder to make... a potion! (Yeah, that'll work, try it!) After you make it, sell your concoction to random people throughout that world. Then you will give me the money, and I'll let you have the satisfaction of creating a business off of my idea!

After you eat a ton of peanuts, you still have a whole bunch of shells; and unless you eat the shells, you need a place to put them. You could throw them away, or you could throw them in your friend's grandfather's neighbor's niece's garden. There, they will decompose quite nicely and will make the garden much better with your rare compost! Your friend's grandfather's neighbor's niece won't mind a bit!

Then you'll need to get rid of the smell of peanuts so that no one will suspect that you did this great service! The first thing you'll wanna do is light a scented candle. It doesn't matter if it smells good or not, just as long as it gets rid of the smell of peanuts. While the candle is already lit, you can melt plastic forks over the fire. If you do it right, you can get the points of the fork to curl up, turn black, catch on fire, or whatever you desire! Of course, this all happens with the magic of the peanut. To finish off the smell of the peanuts, make sure to brush your teeth.... with a lollipop!

Finally, you have enjoyed your snack at any event you just happened to be at. Oh yeah! That was fun. Yup. You enjoyed yourself. Savor it. Savor the peanuts. Savor the event. Any even that deserves peanuts it awesome. Yeah...

Remember: peace, love, and grooviness!