Cafe Rio

Cafe Rio is the wonder of all wonders! Their amazing food to their outstanding desserts causes joy in anyone and everyone's mouth!

Let's say you're hungry. You say "Yo, James, go make me a plate of them nachos!" James doesn't want to and never will want to make you some nachos. You're in the mood for something good, and you know you can't make anything good yourself. You also don't feel like it. It's not every day that you wake up with the willpower and cheese in your hand to make nachos!

It seems like no one is left in this world to make you a meal, especially not a good meal. But wait, there's Cafe Rio! You might even get a FREE meal! That never happens, but now it happens every day for lunch!

You suddenly stop watching that old television and say goodbye to those shows that you've seen every episode of a disproportionate number of times. (It would make anyone dizzy to think about that number, but chances are that if you're actually thinking about that number, you watch too much television also. If you watch too much TV, you don't care about too much anyway, so why think about numbers? See, you're even getting dizzy now.)

Luckily Cafe Rio has a cure to your dizziness! It's secretly, and legally, hidden into every bite of Cafe Rio food that you eat. It makes you happier than ever, and gives you the power to fly, and sleep on a cloud! You'd like that, so you might as well celebrate with some Cafe Rio food!

When you are finally able to stand up after blinking and realizing that your TV was never on anyway, you climb into your car. And guess what! When you drive to Cafe Rio, your car turns into a fancy convertible! Now you can show off your leftover chips and salsa when you drive home since you're too satisfied to finish.

You're listening to your GPS, that for a few seconds, looks like a nice Fire Grilled Steak Enchilada! Now your about a half mile from Cafe Rio, and your nose is already filled with delight from the scent of the spicy salsas, and their Famous Tortilla Soup!

You enter the doors of the cafe and run up to Cafe Rio's menu. Whoa, it looks like they had more food that you expected, and it all looks so good! It's so hard to choose just one thing! But you don't have to, you could pick more than one thing! You end up ordering a Fire Grilled Steak Tostada, a Pork Enchilada, chips and salsa, and some fresh guacamole!

You walk down the line, and finally realize that Cafe Rio makes everything right there, fresh, in front of your own very eyes! You can even watch them make their perfectly round tortillas!

You walk to a table with a full tray of delicious food. The experience has only started. You dig your fork deep into the meal, and you see fireworks. You hear music. You taste amazement. You feel the fork, and the urge to take another bite. All the sudden you see that you have finished half of your food, and realize that lots of time has passed. Your phone buzzes and tells you that you need to go buy that thing you wanted because that's the only chance your gonna have, but you think to yourself, Who needs anything else when you have Cafe Rio?

You eat a little bit more and you are satisfied. You leave while eating your minty candy. You drive off still thinking about how your food took you on a perfect roller-coaster ride.

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