Pets

Have you ever had a pet? Have you ever had the need to buy a pet? Are you emotionally attached to a pet? Does your pet like to eat mustard? Does your pet do unnatural things? Are you sure?

Lots of people that have pets have dogs, cats, fish, llamas, giraffes, orange peels, or rocks. Sometimes they even have feet! Most people that have dogs or cats are good people, unless they use them for evil. You could train a big dog to eat people for you, or train a black cat to take a morning stroll on Friday the 13th. You can make bad things happen with pets like these.

Fish can't be trusted. They could live for a year, then die. You could feed them the good stuff, bacon bits, and they could pretend to like it! After you feed them enough though, and they can stand about 6 months worth of bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, they begin to grow a fat head... next thing you know they die. Sometimes fish just hate you so bad for locking them up in a bowl, that they run away during school! Sometimes fish can run away like Nemo did, kinda, or your mom will just tell you that the fish ran away, and she doesn't know where it is! She thinks it's taking a long vacation in Alabama for it's birthday without your permission, but she couldn't be sure. Next thing you know it, you're on a plane for Alabama!

If you have a llama as a pet, be careful because it may spit in your eye. Some hippies down the road have a llama, and they're making you jealous with it! They like to ride it, backwards, then film commercials on it. Then some company for "smelly lotion" ripped them off with a horse instead of a llama.

They ride down the road making you jealous with their pet, that's what people do with pets! Then there's the giraffe down the other side of the street, but that's a different story...\

Randum Story:
Once there was a llama. His name is Llarry. He is happy.
Then he was shot. Now he is sad. He is dead.
Now he lives in Qutar with his hippie who does yoga! The hippie's favorite position is the flying elephant.
Now Llarry is happy.
The End

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