The magical island of Porkunkillo is where Skunks, Armadillos, and Porcupines originally came from. When some viking named Jeffrey sailed away from his clan one April evening at 10:26 PM, he found himself lost! Jeffrey wasn't a very intelligent viking, but he just kept sailing and sailing. He was on the water for many uncountable days and nights, but he was a viking, he liked it!
Then Jeffrey found land! It was a small island, but it was almost a vacation spot, you know, if somebody added a gift shop and free smoothies. Then he found the down side. Porkunkillo was infested with Armadillos, Porcupines, and Skunks.
When Jeffrey realized the creatures were there he raced to his ship, The Fairy Bubble, and fled the island. Unfortunately, the animals crept onto the ship as he docked the boat. They forever followed him around the world, visiting just about everywhere while searching for his clan again. Each time Jeffrey found a new continent, the monsters crawled off the boat and onto the new land. The animals grew their populations around the world, and now we have them everywhere.
While they were on the boat, Jeffrey attempted to exterminate them by not feeding them. Some died on board, but others survived by eating each other. They all had their ways of survival, but after months on the vessel, they learned when and where they were weak. In the process, their DNA mixed. This created the unwanted raccoon!
Jeffrey doesn't exist in this time, but we remember him for unfortunately bringing Porcupines, Skunks, Armadillos, and Raccoons all over the world.
Have you ever realized how much the word "walrus" sounds like it could be a type of nut? I'm pretty sure that walruses used to be nuts, but then they grew tusks. After that, they climate they lived in was so cold that they grew fat and hair. Then the nut was so big and had so many animal-like qualities that it grew other animal-like parts, and developed senses. By then it didn't grow in a shell anymore, and it was an animal of it's own. This took millions of years, but it happened!
