There's a variety of shoes: tennis shoes, boots, heelys, and all them. Some things are more for certain tasks, like you wear roller blades while you're climbing up a stack of chairs to change a light bulb. There's shoes for flying a helicopter, doing your homework, and building catapults.
Make sure you have the right shoe for whatever you're doing, because it would be bad to only have the left shoe. In case you wake up in the morning, go to work, and realize that you forgot your shoes, you can usually just visit your local donut shop. They'll have emergency shoes for you at the counter, right next to the chocolate milk.
Shoes have rubber soles on the bottom. That's for the reason that when the sun makes the ground so hot, you need a horrible smell to keep your mind off of the heat. It's a great invention!
Back when Albert Shoestein was coming up with the blueprints for the shoe, he discovered the need for a super spy weapons built into all shoes. It was called the shoelace. It's designed to keep your shoe tight around your foot. Then, randomly mid-walk, it shoots out the side of the shoe and is supposed to trip the enemy. Shoe companies didn't see the genius, and they couldn't understand how to make it work. They got as close as they could to the theory, and it works enough to trip the person who wears the shoe. Now, everybody's forgotten about the idea, and they make shoes with zippers and velcrow. Shoe companies think they're smarter than ancient minds...
A long time ago (before Albert Shoestein,) nobody had shoes. They just wore "duct tape footwear" on they're feet. The rich would wear socks, but that was just about all they had. It's pretty sad. Now shoes are just normal. Everybody wears them! Only some have found out how to rig their shoes with weapons. The rest have lights, pennies, 32GB storage chips, and shoelaces. It's pretty cool.
Make sure you have the right shoe for whatever you're doing, because it would be bad to only have the left shoe. In case you wake up in the morning, go to work, and realize that you forgot your shoes, you can usually just visit your local donut shop. They'll have emergency shoes for you at the counter, right next to the chocolate milk.
Shoes have rubber soles on the bottom. That's for the reason that when the sun makes the ground so hot, you need a horrible smell to keep your mind off of the heat. It's a great invention!
Back when Albert Shoestein was coming up with the blueprints for the shoe, he discovered the need for a super spy weapons built into all shoes. It was called the shoelace. It's designed to keep your shoe tight around your foot. Then, randomly mid-walk, it shoots out the side of the shoe and is supposed to trip the enemy. Shoe companies didn't see the genius, and they couldn't understand how to make it work. They got as close as they could to the theory, and it works enough to trip the person who wears the shoe. Now, everybody's forgotten about the idea, and they make shoes with zippers and velcrow. Shoe companies think they're smarter than ancient minds...
A long time ago (before Albert Shoestein,) nobody had shoes. They just wore "duct tape footwear" on they're feet. The rich would wear socks, but that was just about all they had. It's pretty sad. Now shoes are just normal. Everybody wears them! Only some have found out how to rig their shoes with weapons. The rest have lights, pennies, 32GB storage chips, and shoelaces. It's pretty cool.
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