Fruit

Fruit is the enemy of candy. Most people go for the candy, but good, healthy people eat fruit. You should eat fruit, but candy tastes so much better! ...Even when it could eventually make you sick (keyword: "eventually.")

If a fruit can convince a person to eat it, it will bring health and good luck to you! Although if there's a Jolley Rancher next to the fruit, most people will eat the Jolley Rancher because it lies and cheats on the person, but it's still so tasty!

You know when you climb a tree, and you get that feeling that you're climbing a tree? It's the same kind of feeling when you climb a fruit tree, as long as it's a good enough fruit tree that you can climb it. If it's a wimpy fruit tree, then when you climb it you probably get the sensation of falling, hitting the ground, and breaking your face.

Fruit grows on trees, bushes, vines, and other plants. A long, long time ago when people got hungry, fruit would just pop up on a tree like the Every-Fruit-Tree on Barney (who's extinct, and extinct for a reason: he smells outrageously gross.) A couple hundred years ago when people wanted fruit, they planted a seed and waited for a few years until they didn't want fruit anymore, and then the seed popped open as a tree formed out of the ground which produced fruit. It also produced branches and bark which people used for every-day crafts and projects until old scientists realized it killed the trees. Still, some merchants used the trees for bark and branches because it gave them a big trunk of wood they could use for baseball bats and the covers to hard-cover atlases and such.

Fruit can be smooshed into various colors of paint! By "paint," I mean "some kind of dye used to color lots of things such as egg shells and flip-flops." After the fruit grows, you smash it back into small pieces which you mix with out-of-the-ordinary liquids to create another liquid which can be used with sticks and animal hair to change hte color of virtually anything! But really, it's physically anything because you can't paint the virtual internet, but you can paint a physical water bottle (if it's not wet, which is why I said virtually anything.) If this paragraph didn't make sense, read it again! Or don't.

Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable? Who cares? You do? Well let's say it's a fruit for now so I can talk about it in this Randum post. A tomato is red and has seeds! It even has geletin-like juices around the seeds! Sweet! ...And spicy if you do it right!

Fruits balance the sweet and the healthy! Unfortunately, the sweeter, candy, usually takes the attention. But everyone has their opinions of what they like best, so why don't you go swimming on the moon!

Randum Phone Call:

"I'm going to call Bobby J."

*I Dial (555)555-5555.*

*I realize that (555)555-5555 is not a phone number and never was.*

*I call Bobby J.'s real phone number.*

-"Yellow?"

"ORANGE!"

-"Jonny?"

"Yup!"

-"You don't get the joke."

"Neither do you. Haha."

-"Haha. Bye."

-*Bobby J. hangs up the brown, old-fashioned phone.*

"Yeah, see-ya later."

**The Phone makes a bleep-bleep-blip-blong-bleep kind of noise.**

-"Yellow?"

"TURQUOISE!"

-"Hey, Jonny! What's up?"

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